March 2012
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
My mom: dinner time literally less than 0.00001 seconds later My mom: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I’M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
4 tags
1 tag
3 tags
February 2012
3 tags
3 tags
5 tags
5 tags
1 tag
5 tags
Attempt to Make Amends #2
If your name isn’t Lauren Solski, you probably won’t care about this. Why aren’t I just telling her all this shit myself? Because she hates my guts and won’t talk to me. Hopefully this’ll get to her.
I didn’t mean to call. And for some reason I didn’t expect you to react like that.
Like you were rushing to get off the phone. Like it hurt just to hear my...
4 tags
3 tags
Got my roommate into Joyce Manor.
MISSION: ACCOMPLISHED
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
1 tag
4 tags